"Gay chihuahua"? That's just redundant.

They were all cool up till TofL.

Chris Robinson actually went to my college.

Which Journey? The some-of-these-guys-used-to-be-in-Santana pre-hits Journey?

Phil Collins might be more ragged upon.

Play fucking loud, Tay Zonday!!

Congratulations on the success!

Where is "?"?

Damn.

I've done this joke before. He goes places looking for infrastructure problems, iow damn dam damage.

Come on, people! Upvote the hell out of this!

No dates in Renfro Valley, KY???!!!

I just watched Obama's appearance on CNN, and I just feel like crying.

As educated white people from flyover shithole states, my wife, kids, and I thank you for making that distinction.

When he was gagging on a pretzel, he made more sense.

Does Trump have a sign language interpreter for his speeches? That would be an even worse job than the person who chisels the compacted Cheez Doodle dust out of his butt crack every evening.

How'd you like to be the guy who has to stand next to him at the urinal and hold his tie out of the way when he pees? You know: Pence.

muslim

What the fuck accent is that supposed to be?

Who comes right out in favor of bullying?