All y'all know that Kirk was looking to do the gritty with the Horta, right?

Compare it with the ones on South Park.

Hi from eight months in the future. Hillary is doing a great job as President!
I was listening to the Veronica Lake episode earlier today. She mispronounces both "Ray Milland" and "Joel McCrea." Those aren't as bad as how she pronounces Monsieur Verdoux (mon-soor), but getting there.

Now I know how the cool kids will dress at school next fall. Penney's is putting its Tommy's Honour Collection on the racks right now.

I AM SOOOOOOOO FREAKIN' EX-CIT-ED, YALLDAWGS!!!

"Ringers."

A FLOOR CLEANER!!!

My friend Hugo's parents were re-accommodated to Auschwitz.

That's Paula Deen, you fucking illiterate Yankee baby.

My teenaged kid played the bunny for our small town a few years back. There's a newspaper photo of a terrified small child screaming at him while he entreats the girl to please stop crying, the bunny loves her, he's bringing her candy. It'll tear your heart out, but his ma and I use it to mock him because we suck.

That would be Mitch McConnell's song (except he'd do the older version with the word "darkies" in it).

The eggs up top were dyed using tobacco spit.

Is this the one where he's supposed to pardon the bunny?

Q. Do you like Gosling?
A. I dunno. I've never gosled.

Gosh—Jennifer Lawrence.

Your comment, which I understand to be a joke, made me realize that I thought that Backlash was the real title. I was wondering why people weren't capitalizing it.

Pizza Inn is my own pizza cognition pizza. It's what we had in the SC Upstate when I was growing up. When I think pizza, I think Pizza Inn sausage even though I have not had meat in decades.

My local Pizza Hut lifts the box lid so you can look at a takeout order. "Why are you doing that?" I asked them. "So you know we made it just right for you!!" said the manager with a big old grin.

My kid brother worked at Pizza Hut once. He was a vegetarian and had no ethical qualms whatsoever about eating PH's "pepperoni."

It's lasagna, then.