I had to explain to the kid at Little Caesar;s a couple of nights ago that the only reason I was there was that the damned things are supposed to be "Hot 'n' Ready." I ordered a pepperoni, he took my money, and he told me that he'd bring it right out to my car when it was ready.

I used to go to the one in North Charleston, SC. My deal was, I'd go out for a run of about ten miles either in downtown or up in Summerville and then eat myself stupid. It was the life. I was 5'10", weighed 160, and metabolized like a sumbitch.

To be fair, Robert Burns wrote both "To a Mouse" and "To a Louse."

Herman Cain =/= Ben Carson.

I went from thinking "Hey, they're pretending to be mean to each other" to "They're being mean to each other." No, thanks.

When Faraci started deleting listeners' comments ("It's MY site") because they politely disagreed with his opinions about Re-Animator, that was enough for me. I get enough douches at work.

A semi-generic standards cookbook (Betty Crocker, Good Housekeeping) that will stay open when you;re using it and that has easy-wipe pages—that's a good graduation book.

This reads like an A book in a genre the reviewer dislikes (overpriced gift for grads).

Please tell Wammertodging whenever you;re being sarcastic.

I watched Jackie just last night. There is no goddam Mark and Mindy scene in it, you liar.

They have refused to be on SP ever since.

Not caring much here.

Lit, my ass. That dude's read more Derrida than Forster. He's in theory, not lit.

Carole King wrote "The Loco-Motion."

Larry greets travellers. This shit needs to be in the Smithsonian. Fuck All Things Considered.

Fuck 2016!!!

Greenblatt was in response to your apparent (and apparently misbegotten) requirement that expertise be based on contemporaneity.

And Stephen Greenblatt was born roughly 375 years after Shakespeare.

Josephus?

Not BJU.