classyjalopy
Classy Jalopy
classyjalopy

A VW suggestion should come with a warning: It will nickel and dime you to bankruptcy.

Ooh, I like this idea. Everything tastes better with a turbo!

And is smoked every time, rather summarily, by garden variety v6 Camries!

I. Like. This. Owning this 10 years down the road will be like buying a used Range Rover except it would be more reliable.

I like how Toyota restrained from giving it a gaping hole in its face. For a car I would be forced to see all the time, it is much better than the one it replaces.

Meh! Japanese cars aren’tworth lusting after. Stick to American or graduate to Germans.

Try finding a BMW e61 stick shift wagon in nice condition. Notice the prices, and then quietly start shopping for a manual e39 wagon.

I once bought an early 90's Cavalier with my own hard earned money!

Best of luck man. I really want to like W210 but I feel like MB just phoned it in for that generation.

Those things rust with a vengeance and literally shit their spring perches out even before you take them off road. Listen to your wife - she seems to know better!

This is well received.

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Reminds me of Top Gear DVD where they set out to find the worst car in the history of the world and correctly identified the SC430 as the one.

This deserves many more stars!

Umm, Americans seems to all want mid-size hatchbacks on stilts with slightly jacked up prices.

Ugly chin and body skirts on an otherwise well designed car. And those must be BMW wheels on there.

why don’t I install a little motor with an off-center arm and a little switch so she can just auto-whack the starter with the motor when this happens!

At that point you just get a a running start and bump the vending machine rather hard...

Me too! I want to like Volvos but I am not sure why I find them so meh.

Yeah sometimes the tone-deafness can be deafening!

Happy motherfuckin’ International Women’s Day, friends!