These dudes complaining about not being able to find dates at work do not understand the extent of the problem, which, as far as they are concerned, does not extend beyond them and their boner. The fact is, there are so many retaliating boners! Not just theirs. Women need to work twice as hard to get the same…

I hate when coworkers ask me out. Even when I try to cushion their egos by explaining I have a policy of not dating coworkers, more often than not, they wind up retaliating against me for rejecting them.

The song “9 to 5" had its basis in something. Like a time when workers had better labor laws, I’m guessing. Don’t act like 40 hours worked was always the case, and we’re stupid for expecting better.