I love post-Dawson Vanderbeek and his willingness to basically do whatever.

I have a theory about people who become wildly successful/famous on the level that Steve has achieved: their relationship with their past, pre-fame and success, is an either or proposition. Either they embrace it. Or they shed it like a snake sheds its skin, leaving it in the middle of the road, to dry up and blow…

They honestly seemed confused, maybe even a little bit disappointed, that they didn't have to put more effort in. This doesn't surprise me — if they're not talking an "abortion-minded" person out of terminating, they're not accomplishing the actual goals of CPCs. Anyone who comes in already set on giving birth is…

The US did really forbid our laserlight technology? Why? As a german, i think the laserlights are WAY safer than the US traffic laws.

And then you got expelled from school for threatening your classmate with the One Ring!

This reminds me of the time I saw Lord of the Rings and then I started summoning giant walls of water to expel ring wraiths from Rivendell.

On Monday, according to the Chicago Tribune, 19-year-old Mohammad Hossain was given bail at $500,000 after prosecuting Assistant State's Attorney Sarah Karr argued that the bionuclear student attacked a woman he'd been intimate with before with tricks he picked up from the S&M-driven film.

All right, I hate 50 Shades of grey, and I love pissing off my friends who are fans by reminding them how problematic the whole series is, but come on. That's like blaming alcohol or short skirts. He raped her because he's a rapist who was not brought up well and us taking out his issues on defenseless women.

But he then held her arms behind her back and sexually assaulted her as she continued to plead for him to stop, according to Karr.

As much as I hate Fifty Shades, this fool was bound to attack someone sooner or later. He's old enough to be accountable.

However, if this guy want to try outrunning a fireball or picking a fight with six drunk Marines he has my full support.

So, his Wiki page has been updated with this important life discovery:

I think it's also fair to state that most people are wildly uninformed about the human body.

Do most students not get some amount of anatomy in highschool, either through biology classes or health? Seriously people

Barbierei will go back to his side gig sitting on the board of a pregnancy center in the state.

The best way to make friends is to travel with a joint.

Delicious beer is delicious beer - no matter when you drink it.

That matches the 1:1 IPA to rest of beer ratio I see on the shelfs. Depressing when there are literally 20 IPAs and 3 craft lagers, and one of the lagers is an IPL.

My all-time favourite Sesame Street parody guest-starred Susan Sarandon...huddled under a newspaper in the rain...on the doorstep of a Creepy Old Castle...with Count von Count...squeaking, "Count, I'm frightened!"

That was a thing of beauty. I love Sesame Street parodies! They've got some sharp wits in the writer's room.

Hilariously, the wolf does a better Southern accent than half the actors in Hollywood.