Re MD crabs: You don’t use the mallet directly on the crab, you use the mallet to drive the knife into the claw shell so you can break it apart. The fullest crabs have the thickest shells so if you don’t need a hammer, you’ve got light crabs.

THANK YOU. I thought I was the only one.

Clear out my SO’s student debt, then give my parents $5mil. Keep $1mil liquid and invest the rest until I figured out something better to do with it. Aside from a nice house in the middle of the Rockies, I’d probably not change my style of living that much so there’s no way I’d blow through more than a million a year.

I took a poster of the isometric drawing of the St. Paul’s Cathedral dome and cut it out and pasted it to a coffee table. Then I covered it with about 10000x coats of polyurethane. And a glass table topper. It is the one piece of furniture that I have now that I will NEVER get rid of.

Just for clarifications sake, the OHL isn’t youth hockey the way your local rec center has a travel soccer team, it’s minor league hockey that is a viable feeder into professional hockey. If you don’t get drafted out of the OHL after two years, then you head to a college in the US to play Div I hockey.

I was waiting for the Soup Nazi reference.

The entire ECU blew in my 2012 Hyundai Accent. While driving. On I-95 at 80 mph.

You’re only discovering Machete Order now? Dude...

Those needle points do not last at all. We stopped buying them in our office since the points are bent after 1 day in the field.

Those needle points do not last at all. We stopped buying them in our office since the points are bent after 1 day…

Zebra G2 Z-Grip, Medium

Zebra G2 Z-Grip, Medium

I think Netflix has it now.

Granny smiths for all things baking or GTFO.

Seriously, that’s your standard for treatment of rape victims?

I believe you only have to use the exit fare machines with the paper tickets. Given the cost savings of using the smart card, everyone should use those. The smart card will also let you out even if you don’t have enough money on it, it just won’t let you back in.

Regular commuters probably know more about the system than WMATA employees.

DC and London also have an exit fare system, though I don’t know the rule for what happens if you find yourself at the gate without your fare card.

It is the worst betrayal.

They got $100m in venture capital funding, more money (theoretically) to spend on expanding the company.

Also, Ipsy just closed a $100m funding deal. What do we think this will do for the brands in the bag?

On Saturday I learned that there was such a thing as nail polish that dried in under 5 minutes. I had decided to bring the Formula X sample I had gotten in my Ipsy box (Ignite was the shade, I believe) to wear for an out of town wedding and that ish was bone dry in 90 seconds! Fabulous dark red color that’s…