I like to think his subconscious and his dick knew she was 28 because she and David Arquette did not look like teenagers at all. Even when the cool kids embraced them they were still very much "how do you do, fellow kids."

Overboard is one of my favorite movies from when I was a kid and then I rewatched it in my 20s and good God, it's horrifying.

I just can't roll with Dead Darcy.

He won't be in it? Hugh Grant has spent the last 15 years playing Daniel Cleaver in 521 other romcoms. I can't believe he was too busy for this.

Possibly the last great romcom. I can't think of a more recent one that wasn't completely horrible or, at best, mediocre.

I have always been scared of that and then it actually happened. Not with an alien, thankfully, but I live in a pretty busy street so whenever I hear a noise late at night it's usually drunk people walking down the street or someone with car trouble or a stray dog. Well, one time I opened the curtains to see what it…

A snake biting me while I'm on the toilet. I don't even remember where I saw that (Snakes on a Plane?) but yeah.

That "outrageous and wonderful" tumblr review posted on the Slate article describes exactly why I hate these goddamn books.

I love how glam she is. Powerful women usually have to look very serious with only hints of femininity, but Avasarala looks like she's about to step onto a red carpet at all times. I think it actually adds something to her ruthless persona. They really lucked out with getting Shohreh Aghdashloo too. Her presence is…

This show looked really good when I first heard about it. Then I read that Damien Lewis' character went by Axe and I went hmm. Then I watched the pilot and saw Paul Giamatti get peed on, paused the video and immediately texted a friend, lowered my expectations and enjoyed the pilot. It's terrible and I live in hope…

I want a version of the movie where Andie picks herself.

Run Away With Me.

Sidse Babett Knudsen deserves to be so much more known than she is. I really hope her role in Westworld isn't a minor one and she gets to do things.

The trailer for last season was SO GOOD that this was kind of a letdown for me, but I'm still in.

I haven't seen Brooklyn so you're telling me that godawful kid from Smash learned to act?

Does anyone remember that rumor from a few years ago that he had Alzheimer's? Can you imagine how fucking terrible that would have been? I'm sad, I cried, but in a way I think it was a fitting way for him to go. He got to come to terms with his own death and turned it into art in a way only Bowie could. "Now 'My…

"If our love song…" That song just makes me so happy.

I, I can remember :(

Five Years
Sweet Thing/Candidate/Reprise
Golden Years
Ashes to Ashes
Strangers When We Meet
Thursdays Child
I Would Be Your Slave

Yeah, I'm crying. Fucking legend, went out with a bang. Everyone give Blackstar a listen, it's amazing.