classicpoe
Classic Poe
classicpoe

Renee Zellweger got a new face. Seriously, google it, it's freaky as hell.

Kevin Kline. Still as charming as ever and the best part of all the seriously awful movies he's been doing for the past 15-20 years so maybe it's just a lack of decent offers?

He would've made that dude from The Newsroom more tolerable. I like Jeff Daniels, but Aaron Eckhart is way more charming, which would make Will McAvoy less of an annoying twat.

Also, Clive Owen, man, what the hell happened? I heard he's got a Soderbergh show so that might help him. It felt like he was everywhere for a while there. And speaking of Soderbergh actors, Catherine Zeta-Jones also disappeared. I've heard she had some serious mental health issues, plus a sick husband, but it felt

Eh, i thought she was good. Not amazing, but charming enough to eventually pull an Anne Hathaway and get meatier roles and improve as she got older.

Another dude I think who should try to find some nice cable show for himself.

I feel like he'll eventually move to TV. Do some sort of Damages, The Good Wife type of show.

Harrison Ford. It's like he checked out in the late 90s, but instead of retiring he just keeps going. Even if the script isn't complete crap (rare) he still seems like he's bored and can't wait to get to his trailer and smoke some more weed. I'd like to see him pulling his weight one more time.

I would have no problem with that.

A friend of mine immediately posted a gif of Mellie slapping Fitz on Twitter and I still have it open like it's a gif of kittens yawning. So satisfying.

Yes. YES. I want this show to end with President Mellie and her Chief of Staff Olivia. Every night they can have a drink at the oval office, plot against their enemies and reminisce about that time they were both involved with the worst guy ever and gosh, wasn't his death the best thing that ever happened to them?

I wanna know how many takes they did of the Bridget Jones scene. You could see Mindy was barely containing herself. It was adorable.

Why?

I'm excited about what will happen to The Good Wife now, but I'm still confused as to why Josh Charles decided to leave the show. I guess the schedule is pretty brutal and playing the same character for five years must get old, but man, this was Will's best season by far. Which I guess only happened because Charles

But he's a handsome mysterious man with an eyepatch. I'd get inside the car too.

I'm fine with just having a witty conversation with Daniel Craig in a train. He can also lick my fingers in the shower later.

I didn't see it coming at all and I'm impressed that they were able to keep this a secret.

I don't know, that DNA under the nails because she was in the same gurney seemed like a stretch. I wasn't like yeah, dude did it, but I also wasn't sure he was innocent even after Kalinda found out about the same paramedic.

And you guys, Matthew Goode showed up in the main credits. He's a regular now?

I have never been more shocked by a television death. HOLY FUCK.