Guys who do/say that about their mustaches/beards tend to gross me out! However, after sex with a man or woman (don't judge, it depends on how I feel that day!) I have caught a smell on my lips/mouth shortly after and enjoyed it (not the next day, mind you) but it is more a scented reminder of the fantastic sex just…

I agree with you in the regard that Stoya is probably pandering to men. That statement of hers was pretty exaggerated. Having said that, I have tasted some good dick in my day. As well as absolutely rank dick. Maybe it's a little freaky, but good dick is indeed pretty good. But it is indeed weird, and a minor bonus at…

Let's get this straight, even my own fingers after having dived into my favorite BBQ sauce only taste good for a mere 10 seconds or the time it takes me to go to town on them — so how in hell does a smegma jellied appendage covered in saliva coated skin having previously been cloistered in sweat and piss stained hot…

Methinks Elsa is a whackadoodle poodle. She wears her freak on the inside.

If I could star this to infinity I would. Abigail Adams for the win!

Excellent.

Too bad we can't elect his wife instead.

What is up with Twisty the Clown's mouth? I'd like to get in on the betting with "Phossy Jaw."

I took it as because she's the president's daughter she'll have to close her legs or rather be more careful considering how much more amplified her every action is. Maybe they should have worded it differently but I didn't see it as slut shaming.

Because she made a point of saying it wasn't right that things are this way but they just are. She wasn't saying having sex as a woman is slutty, her point was that other people think it is.

Or cut her tongue out.

Meatloaf!!! Meatloaf!!!! I really want to know why Twisty is so deranged, I hope we get more of his backstory. When he flipped out on the kids (his captive audience) for not laughing at him, I thought maybe he's upset because no one ever laughed at him? Also, why he just didn't kill Dandy as soon as he started that…

Yessss! Thank you. "Lance!" instantly takes me back. Oh wow.

I recognized that voice instantly! I was almost expecting her to say "Lance !"

Evan Peters. Evan Peters. Evan Peters.

Hah! No, I didn't nod off, although this season is definitely at a slower pace. Yeah, the knife makes no sense. I know she's jealous of Dot's(?) better voice but talk about throwing the baby out with the bath water.

Did you fall asleep?

Any individual scene involving the clown trumps the entire Coven season. Put all of the clown scenes together thus far and we're talking better than Coven and half of Asylum. If the clown was featured in season 1 even for just the halloween episode I'd have probably crapped my latex gimp suit.

My husband seduced me with soup. Roasted tomato and fennel soup made me not only sleep with him, but cancel all the other dates I had going that weekend. I can get a roasted chicken anywhere. But a good soup is sublime.

I much prefer being the pursuer. A guy who couldn't hack that gave me the best signal I could ever ask for that he was not the one for me. Thanks for the heads up, dudebro!