The more Mellie waves that chicken leg around, the more I think, "mmm, fried chicken."

#teamjake. that cutie with a nice booty needs to stay out of trouble.

He's about a decade too young for me, too, but I still don't mind a peak. Not sure if I should feel bad about that. Just curious, who is your idea of Hollywood "eye candy" then?

Mmhmm, I'll take Gregory Peck for breakfast, Cary Grant for lunch, Marlon Brando for dinner and Paul Newman for dessert, because you know Paul Newman is one of the few Hollywood men with the kind of personality you'd want to be around for more than a couple hours. And The Long Hot Summer ... damn.

he turned that purity ring into a cock ring

My, my , my Nick Jonas. You have grown up!! I'm getting a Ladywood

Mark, that headline lead me to believe there would be dick. Is bulge and and a little crack nsfw now? I demand peen, until then this proves nothing. There is no god!

Oh, he still has it...

So I'm guessing his purity ring is long gone...

If not for the sexist undertones (overtones?), it's better than some of the other pick up lines I've seen from the moral high ground that is Tinder.

Judging by the comments, this is a very hit/miss line.

I think he's hilarious. I don't think that makes you a horrible person, just one with a sense of humour.

Wow, A+ for comment/gif pairing.

I feel exactly the same way! Happy I'm not alone in my awfulness.

I can appreciate the creativity and effort.

I guess this guy was trying to be funny, or...?

I'm a horrible person and that would actually make me laugh. Like, I'd consider going on a date with them. Which, apparently the guy doesnt want. /shrug

Would like to add that "bikini season" is bullshit too. First of all, I have a problem with people "dieting" for certain events. Not only are you putting unnecessary stress on yourself but I learned in one of my college course that it increases you chance of getting heart disease in the future. Second of all, unless…

Very well said. Just because you dislike someone for one reason does not mean you should lose all empathy for them as a human being. Just dislike her and leave it at that.