Also, I want to add/conclude celebrities like Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian embody the worst stereotypes about women. They make my ovaries want to shrivel up and die. Kardashian is to women what Flavor Flav is to black people-an embarrassment for the minority group she belongs to. I don't require women to be perfect…

Sure. You 'forgot'. It's all good. His handsomeness must be shared with the world! He's so underrated. I love that you referred to him as my man. Oh, I wish!

"I asked my friends who they liked as celebrity crushes, and they all mentioned curvy-type ladies (Sophia Vergara, Scarlet Johansson, Salma Hayek, etc). When I asked why they didn't like Kim, seeing as that she's physically more curvy than the rest of the mentioned babes, they looked at me and said, "she bangs…

I just discovered Sebastian Stan (from the Captain America movies). I've seen him being all cool and sexy in interviews and I think I'm in love. Also, look:

"My shameful celebrity crush is Dwayne (The Rock) Johnson. I... I don't even fucking know. Yes, everyone makes fun of me for it."

I forgot to add Rachel McAdams. I totally get why a guy would like her.

"My boyfriend thinks Taylor Swift is cute. I'm kind of disappointed in his choice because TSwift is probably the most boring celebrity on the planet...like, he couldn't have chosen a bombshell babe like Adriana Lima or Scarlet Johansson?"

I was tempted to ask who certain male stars are but I didn't because actresses seem to be the only ones people are concerned with (unless it's really popular male stars like James Deen) It's okay, I was able to find a tumblr that had the names of the straight male stars I liked.

Also, I noticed that the rare times I get catcalled or glanced at is when I'm ovulating. But even if there's a more biological-less diabolical-reason for being more attracted to a woman than you ordinarily would be, it's still not an excuse to act like a shithead. There are a lot of other guys who are more respectful…

I'm petite and I look younger than I actually am-a trait I inherited from my baby-faced yet still formidable mom. People comment all the time that even though I'm a grown woman, I look like a teenager. I consider myself like a black and heterosexual version of Ellen Page. I know it's a compliment because everyone's…

"i don't know if this really counts, but it was still pretty weird - once when i was a teenager, probably like 15 or so, i was browsing in a barnes & noble when this older guy, maybe in his 40's, walked up to me and asked, "are you 18?" confused, i said no, and then he just walked away without another word."

"There's a homeless gent who sits outside of my downtown pharmacy. When I walk out after picking up my refill he inevitably asks for a quarter. Each time, I decline. He then follows that with, "Well, can I buy you a coffee sometime?"

"For instance, I've walked around the local nightlife areas wearing very little and not heard a peep from anyone, but I've been wearing sweats and greasy hair in a gas station and had multiple men look me up and down. It's bizarre, but my point is, the frequency in which a person gets hit on probably has very little…

This is embarrassing. He's a mixture of the dirty old man archetype and creepy, 'Exotic' fetish dude. It's normal to be attracted to various people even when you're monogamous. But I still feel sorry for the wife. It reminds me of all those 'wife-bashing' stand-up shows. All I hear from these whiners is basically…

"Seriously, do men EVER get asked this? It's assumed they provide the truly valuable parenting ——intellectual, spiritual, political, whatever——while women just wipe asses and do the shit work."

"The "we're all human" defense has become a loophole in the patriarchal system. Whenever someone is called out for making a statement that is misogynistic in nature, all they have to say is, "What? This happens to people of ALL genders!" and they're in the clear with those who are like minded.

The study you've cited about online dating doesn't negate anything that people have said about harrassment, verbal abuse and physical threats women face. You seem more interested in ignoring all the issues women face in the real world in order to cater to your biased views. Guys have to work hard in one way and women…

"I also don't buy that women are pickier about men's looks. They seem to be far more accepting and open to a broad range of traits."

"Regardless of your opinion of men, that still doesn't change that dating is more difficult for me."

I remember him being in some interview bragging about how as a kid, he watched his father date the hottest women from beauty pageants. Without any irony, he made it seem like his dad was the best role model, as if to say "Yes. My dad taught me how to be a man by sleeping around with the hottest women." What a…