OF COURSE you’re from Jalopnik.

“I regret that I’m attached to a situation that is so evil, and is so vile,” he told Fox News.

Those were David Foster Wallace’s fateful last words.

10,000 rats? The pictures you’ve supplied suggest only a few dozen, meaning thousands of the rats are still out there.

I’m somewhat swayed by the argument that CNN-et-al’s breathless coverage of his campaign legitimized it in the eyes of many moderate observers, when it could have simply ignored him and perhaps suffocated it before it developed any real momentum, but for two things: 1) As you say, of course they were going to cover it…

“Are they saying ‘Harvey’s wetter?’... Well I’ll SHOW THEM.”

Indy and the Fate of Atlantis is the reason I was a Classics major in college.

I think my favorite part of this story is that Danish media use “-gate” to name scandals.

Eh. The season’s almost over, Rambis (almost certainly) won’t be back next year and Yung Kristaps will be back to his messianic best next year. It’s whatever.

Wolfsburg’s badge looks like something a metropolitan transit authority would use.

People are looking for all the fresh March Madness #content they can get their hands on at work... and you roll out a podcast? Boo this man.

I can’t believe he didn’t even consider The Peach Pit.

They’re the sort of once-in-a-lifetime superteam

Tomodachi Life is terrible, but I still load it up for a few minutes almost every day.

I thought it was pretty unambiguous that we (at least as proxies for John Marston) were supposed to be upset that junior got his revenge, even if junior might have been pleased.

Inigo Montoya says "what up."

1/40 is frequently used in a real estate context (at least here in NYC) to suggest that your gross annual income be at least 40x your proposed monthly rent. Any less than that and you’ll likely require a guarantor.

The Americans. Gregory.

It’s soulless in that I don’t understand anybody who would rock out to it.

*A Time to Kill