I'm a guy. I use OKCupid. I cannot even imagine what must be going through the heads of guys who send women such aggressive shit. I'm not naive, I know the culture we're in and the ludicrous expectations that some men have, but I simply cannot understand how anyone can talk to another human being like that in earnest.

Are you really going to sit there and tell me that Prince's Super Bowl XLI demon penis guitar silhouette isn't a right reason?

This is insane.

His wife would assume he'd be more tolerant of other lifestyles, based on his own history of nonstandard sexual Prieference.

Lacking rings, Melo is strictly a jelly man.

If you claim to categorically dislike an entire branch of world cuisine (e.g. so-called "Indian food") then yes: you have some horrible, uneducated palate.

I think the spreadsheet guy keeps track because he wants to try the foods, which makes it even more ridiculous, because it's not like fucking grapes or strawberries are trying to hide from anyone.

This tantrum is nothing compared to how Dona Maria felt about being told she'd be rooting for the Absolutists from now on.

And I, sans laptop, missed what everyone was saying about it.

Despite Chuck's death stare, their music wasn't deterrable.

Do you know what he eventually sold the Cosmos name for?

Of course not, but an MLS team in New York might be. Still don't know why they didn't just buy the Cosmos, though.

Re farting, if we ignore the Fire of 1834, the answer is almost certainly the Palace of Westminster.

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the immediate consensus was that we were totally boned. But is it possible, after rigorous quantitative analysis, that we are less than boned?

Huh. Well. Guess I'm gross?

People acknowledged the DNA. It was a given for everyone involved that "something happened." But until we can get past th

It's not that surprising. When it comes to their salaries and your wombs, Republicans are generally pro-labor.

Oh wow.

"Big deal."