Where we’re going we don’t need roads. Couple spare quarts of oil might be wise, though. [Image: John Y. Can/Flickr]

Because crushing your woman’s skull is illegal in most jurisdictions.

Dwight Howard is the NBA equivalent to a frozen hamburger

SHIT THAT WARNING LIGHT IS FOR HIGH BEAMS? I THOUGHT IT WAS THE ELECTRIC JELLYFISH REPELLENT.

Top 10 Cheesecake Factory Cheesed Cakes

Genius!

There’s a dealership near me that does radio adverts

+1 paper plate with macaroni horsed onto it

Chill out guys. In a hundred years, we will all be dust and bone, and American Pharaoh will be holding together a first-grader’s art project.

Bummer. Hate to see that horse people have resorted to playing the race card.

That pass is even more incredible from this angle:

Jay Kay should go to Singer for a reinterpreted 911.

Bills fans coped with the tough loss by chokeslamming someone through a folding table and having a gangbang in the bed of an El Camino.

Pretty sure that's a Lambo dude

I’m going out on a limb and say that someone wood get board with it real soon.

This is glass.

1v1 me bro!

Way easier. What a noob.

Prestige is a used car dealer. Dad bought this after the first or second owner got over driving a car that has great performance, but gets confused for a Hyundai by 98% of the population. Fortunately there are several Prestige Auto Body locations in the area.