Thats what you get for buying a japanese whale disguised as a sports car.

I may not agree with your decision to drive a golden dildo, but I will defend your right to do so.

I suggest you Czech out the definition of comfort.

The little engine that COULD!

I approve this post and it’s G Class/dildo analogy.

Russ Wheeler.

Because dipshits like Alissa Walker wanna ban all cars.

Typical Gizmodo article.

Ok, anyone else see the dick sticking out of the console?

Of course it’s up that shifter is clearly a penis

Whatever interior you want is inferior and awful. Just stop. You chose wrong.

I saw a BMW with its turn signal on once.

I’m 37 and I have all of my pre-1989 G.I. Joe toys in Rubbermaid containers in my garage. I liked them too much to destroy them, lol

I know comparing players across eras is kind of a hot take...but fucking PRIME Kevin Garnett would have absolutely eaten Blake Griffen alive.

Holy shit! KG just stole Blake Griffin’s New 2016 Kia Soul!

This thing it totally overwrought. It’s a hyperbolic parody of what BMW’s used to be. It’s shameful, ostentatious, ridiculous, and impractical.

And the viper. The late 90s and early 00s we dark times for muscle cars. I lived it. It wasn't pretty.

My fridge has like 75hp now.