In General, that poor guy is not having a Goodyear.

Goddamn the Lions just stay so on-brand.

This might be one of the most disappointing videos I’ve ever seen. I kept waiting for the bear to attack him. Bite him, maul him, whatever, just do what bears do and let this jackanape know that splashing water in their face is a bad idea.

Sometimes what doesnt kill you probably should have just killed you.

The Lions also used to kick fans out of games for having “Fire Millen” signs in the stands. I really, really hate being a Lions fan.

It’s been clear over the past few seasons that the Lions work very hard to censor what people can say about them. Specifically, they’ve made it nearly impossible to say things like “the Lions look pretty impressive this year” or “I’ll give up the points and take the Lions.”

BA2KET

I send my one nighters home with a sense that their lives have become very small and a burning desire for religious fulfillment.

Nice aero

Rugs make people CRAZY.

On second thought, probably best she doesn’t get more experience.

The kid needs more experience as a driver. Mom needs more experience as a mother.

Idiot.

He’ll reportedly be replaced on a interim basis by assistant coach J.B. Bickerstaff.

Just wait until mom tells him about the time she ate cock on van.

“I already did.” - Stephanie March

I just don’t understand people sometimes. Don’t touch your phone while driving. Period. Why is this so hard to understand?

This one strikes a chord. My dad had a Canadian-market 1982 930, during the dark years when such things were not being imported directly. He picked it up at the factory in November, on fresh Pirelli P7 rubber, and proceeded to drive it around Germany with my mom, in varying wintry conditions. It was then returned to…