Undress that dog before you feed it. It’ll choke during the first round, for sure.

The poor decision making by AL Central skippers like Yost, Ausmus and Ventura should serve as a lesson for all of the young children looking to eventually manage their favorite big league club: do drugs like Terry Francona and Paul Molitor.

Because that’s just a Honda PR stunt for a car that still has no firm release date. Wow, they’ve built two. Good for them. That’s one more than was at Pikes Peak. At this rate, they’ll have 100 by the time Ferrari’s released two more 488 GTB successors.

I used to play pretty seriously. The rules are simple. The main goal is to achieve “The Queen’s Errand,” or have the most netted balls by the end of the crow’s watch. If the pepper is placed in your path, you have to wheel the cranberry using only the poetic side of your bike. The lines on the court indicate the…

Thanks to that video, I now know what it would look like if someone had a massive diarrhea explosion on a 1,975 foot water slide.

Pretty sure that’s a Lambo, dude...

One of our Volunteers has a pristine 1974 Unimog 406. We ran it in our “Form follows Function” Demo Day earlier this year:

Enjoy:

Thanks for the kind words. We have about 65 cars in the permanent collection and we are hyper-focused on racing sports cars (cars with fenders + lights) rather than open wheel F1/Indy style cars.

This weekend, Mildon won the race to four, helped in no small part by Foster’s separated shoulder and 10 broken ribs suffered in failed attempts.

Ladies and gents, I give you “San Diego bro” captured to perfection:

This is really just a failure to apply common sense. Why in God’s name would he aimlessly drive around a city even if he didn’t know DJ’s address? It’s not there are street signs leading to his house or anything. I mean, come on.

WTF! You swapped the crappy Italian V6 for a Japanese V8. Awesome! Sounds like a deal. Then you go and do this to the inside of the car. Even if I liked it, and I most assuredly do not, the goddamned gauges aren’t even in a straight line.

Give them a wide berth. Try to breathe deeply. Resist the urge to be vindictive. You can’t change patterned behavior from where you’re sitting. I mean, not legally at least.

Kenny fucking powers

What year did JC Whitney take that to SEMA?

am I the only person in the world who doesn’t have a hard on for the Morgan 3-Wheeler? it has zero appeal to me and looks like crap. I’d rather have a Can-Am Spyder than a Morgan 3-Wheeler. and I don’t even want a Can-Am Spyder.

If you ever get a chance read the Amazon reviews on these, they’re hilarious.