You walk into a cat house and you know it right away: A crazy person lives here. No amount of vacuuming,…
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We have finally found an ugly shooting brake.
He drove off with the gas cap door open... just sayin...
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Traffic sucks, so why not start your morning off with some music? You provide the toast and we’ll provide the jams.
h/t to Alex
Earlier today, in the holographic video-conference dome where we conduct all daily Jalopnik business, someone threw…
Third.
Horses are pretty meat.
I know I do!
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That’s one way to win a trackday, bro.
I don’t want to sound like an advocate for raping your teammate to death, but in this case it would open up a spot in the infield.
You should care....PRO TIP: price drop means lower price.
I don’t care if it drops in price. GIVE IT TO MEEEEEEE.
Other than that, Cespedes had a great game last night. Went 2 for 4, had an RBI and put one in the upper deck.
Someone needs to photoshop that with two more pod lights and a massive twin kidney replacing the Packard grille and then present that as the new BMW 7-series!
And don’t forget that service industry people remember the good tippers and the bad ones too. If you’re going to tip badly or stiff the wait person and never return to that business again, so be it. But if you ever intend to return to that business, don’t tip badly or stiff the wait person. You will get secret sauce…
Ironic...but The Invisible Load was my nickname in college!
It’s called Carolina Squat!
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