Oh sweet muffin pants.

When you wake up to the Lions getting BLOWN OUT by the Chiefs (the Chiefs!) in London (where nobody gives a shit!) you wonder where the NFLs priorities are. Sunday starts with a whimper. Nice work, Rog.

Their entire argument is based on ‘the GT4 is not an RSR.’ Your points are absolutely valid, but you’re arguing with a cockwombler. The GT4 is worth the price, simply because a regular Cayman buyer pays less to have Porsche soften it up. In that way it's the street Porsches that are knock-offs (with racing bones. I've…

Ummm, nooooo. No. Porsche has always been a race car adapted for the street. If there is any argument here it is ‘why would it cost more to sell your standard?’

BRO. He totally had a snorkel what's the issue?

Porsche and Jeep. Jeep and Porsche. Back and forth, forever.

That time I worked at Carmax and sold this loser a Range Rover with a Carmax warranty. We’re still laughing!

I think he looks good. What’s the problem?

Electric minivan doors are a hands free alternative, not mandatory by design. This is dumb.

I still argue that the wait period for maximum head clearance upon opening outweighs any coolness factor. This is the new scissor door.

Thanks for this. I will apologize on behalf of the hipster car community of the U.S whether they want me to or not. Just because something is less popular or less mainstream doesn’t make it cool. It makes it less popular and less mainstream, and for good reason.

I think Michael should just start a “How Not to be a Bitch” blog. As a white person I would benefit from that thoroughly.

Yeah I know its been driven, but definitely not in production. I had the matchbox too and remember thinking THIS IS THE FUTURE CAR and to most people in the world it might as well have never existed.

Now you’re talkin.’ I’d take that every day and twice on Sunday.

I’m hoping there were more fireworks for this.

But look at that sad wheel travel...

I always remember the Olds Aerotech as the future that never happened. I know they actually put an engine in one, but it definitely was never in “production” of any sort.

Cat butt? Cat butt.

Taco Bell would gladly fuck itself if it could. In front of the children.