This is so half ass. As a huge fan of early model M striped BMWs, this fails. I want it all over. PUT IT ALL OVER.

He’s the only way to beat the sack.

Prolapsed anus. Next.

They should buy them. This is good for everyone, I believe, as the high quality builds and competition at this level ultimately demands better battery economy, leading to massive increases in both quality and accessibility of a (finally) decent mid-tier electric vehicle. I’m a petrol head though, so it’s really none…

I knew this was coming, as Porsche has always fought to remain the benchmark. My bet is once this debuts Tesla never catches them again.

Whoa shit its a Nintendo Wii U?

This beats the ever-loving shit out of working. It’s now full screen on my second monitor. Stick it to the man.

This is excellent, excellent trolling. Even if its obvious I thoroughly enjoy it, Mr. Pie Snatcher.

Possible hot take? An inside source at Ford in R&D told me that hybrids are dead. There is just too much inefficiency when balancing two separate power plants, when you can maximize the output under one. Though he works with petrol exclusively, he doesn’t fear or hate the electric car. Just the hybrid - so the Prius…

Serious question here - how hung is a sasquatch? Are we assuming the foot size proxy is in play here?

Huckabee “Losing My Religion” come on it was right there.

Turns on a dime.

“If you get a Lexus LS, I won’t waste my time telling you about Jalopnik.”

Yes.

If we can lump Maserati owners in with Ferrari owners I can be alright with this. Yet Maserati owners are different; they think it’s an exotic, they think it’s a racecar, they think they can afford it, and are convinced that repairs are called maintenance.

Amazing slogan!

Please: this reminds me that the story of the best police car jack of all time had yet to be reported here:

Well played.

My God that car. The detail. The orange on the fan. The whole damn thing.

Obviously not. But I would hope that Tesla would have learned from others’ design mistakes much as they have learned from engineering ones.