Hooked on orange bitters right now. Love a little twist on the sweet side, hate the work that comes with it. This just makes everything easy.

You know if Belichick wins this he will achieve his final form, right? Then we're ALL doomed.

you son of a bitch. +1

Now he's gonna get fat and end up in the mortgage origination department of a regional credit union. But the stories, oh man. (Let's get out of here before he asks us what we're doing for lunch.)

Big headlights make an entire car look like a chunky piece of plastic. These are distruptive to the lines of the vehicle, and I could argue that just by changing them alone Chevy would have a COMPLETELY different looking car. Dead serious.

This guy is just putting on a clinic with this flow. Look at those locks. He pulls out a little duster on top, and closes out with a strong, clean finish.

He's got great flow. Comes in hot, and just owns it.

Conspiracies abound! Congrats, you finally made it.

I read that. I did. But can you blame a loyal reader for never knowing when something so unbelieveable is real or not? You've conditioned us, man. ;)

C'mon, Torch if you're gonna 'Shop a Trax you gotta modify the drive options. AWD - no wheel vehicle? How about "No Wheel Drive" or "2 Jet" vs "4 Jet". Why isn't a gyrometer stabiltechnic unit an option? Shouldn't the only two radio buttons under "Select Trim" read "Yes" or "No"?

God damnit.

Never been a fan of Alpina's aesthetics. Nothing about the car ever said "fast" except the admittedly face-melting specs. I'll just own up that I'm not the audience? This is for people who like sleepers? It's for old dudes? Saudi oil magnates and princes?

Thank God. I mean, have you ever sat on a bottle that wasn't recycled?

I know that Cayenne came stock with Michelins. We don't have to go there. Thanks for the response.

Curious if you drive a 911 outside of the track? If so, which model, and do any of the same dynamics translate? If you don't drive a 911, why? :)

I own fuckinawesome.com. Talk about VC bait. Come get at me.

Yes these tail lights. This is the best thing I've seen from Jeep in a long time. Now, if I can just get my hands on the plans to mod my Unlimited...

Please drive all 250 in 90 minutes, thanks.

Sweet mother of God. O_o

I do only see one actually. Turns out Kinja wins this round!