Not even Kinja could stop these pictures. Holeeee shit that is gorgeous!

I'm on board. God, how amazing it would be to have Beetles (don't flame me yet) look and feel cheap again. Hold on, like I mean these things should give an owner a sense of "if that breaks I can just order it in one of five colors from JC Whitney." Truly utilitarian in that its maximized in utility, economy, and…

I have never seen better. Amazing work. A real gift.

A Tesla S P85D, where rowing the gates produces 8-bit audible revs transmitted through the cabin speakers like in Atari's Pole Position. And I'm not suggesting it do more than that.

Why was this posted at 4:12. Come ON.

"I just wrote a post disclosing my dog, who's name is Mr. Brooks, was in our wedding. Quick, Patrick. Think! I'll write an article about burnouts and pray."

Solid gold. I think the production value sells it. Did you see that table cloth? The whole thing. Perfection.

[checks license plate]

Misisipi is pretty much the Stephen Curry of commenters.

Hunter orange? Like "don't shoot?"

me and Harrison crash on the same day? Awesome. Flight 1086, LaGuardia.

NP - 4 wheel steering! This was the genesis of future cars...not having 4 wheel steering? What? Why didn't all vehicles over 15 ft. adopt this innovation?

Almost! But...Cayman GT4 RS. But...you could have two GT-Rs. Or, wait for the turbocharged next year. Something something GT2. There I think we got it.

Cannot stop looping. That's so hard.

It shouldn't!

I'd like credit for being a nice chunk of that.

*Gets to the top of the mountain, finds an entire Jeep rally already there who's owners are enjoying freedom from eye gouging debt.

Ahh, now that I watch the video - and love where this is going - I too want this shirt!

Jesus. First trans-Atlantic car ride.

If you are blessed enough to own an air cooled 911, PLEASE no gadgetry. Instead put that money in upkeep, and if it's already perfect and you absolutely cannot help yourself but to tinker with perfection then make those enhancements mechanical (suspension, yes?) and not electrical.