Doug is great. Love me some Doug. Been a fan since he was just a wee contributor. But sometimes I don't want the scoop, or an op-ed, no. Sometimes I just want to be fucked with. And that's why my money's on this man, right hurr.

the best time of day. And so it begins...

Confirmed: Torch is the best writer on Gawker. Just, just don't stop the shenanigans.

I totally get it. And I'm not even being a jerk here, really, but not having that word is painful. It's awkward. Abrasive. I figure that most writers would appreciate that feedback, at minimum to save the embarrassment, yet lo - it is not yet fixed.

An entire word!

Looks like it has that new car smell. Was this stored in a vac-pac under grandmas bed? NP

Whatever.

Couple questions here for thought, then I'll be on my way:

Hell yeah "pulchritudinous". Loved the write up on this. Isn't it amazing how utilitarian design is often what leads to cues of "classic" and "timeless"? He didn't care about the style, and that's why it stands today. If he had, the damn thing would have been abandoned, rebadged, or at least suffered numerous…

The E-Series Cutaway is also a very interesting RS car. It seems it was originally picked due to the Cutaway's inherent low weight, but it's also being produced with an eye to a new line of RS-spec motorhomes, with both full living conditions and track-ready gear. I think that means there's a full-camper-box roll cage…

I need this reviewed by Leo, stat.

Did he steal that Busch Light from his dad to take to the parade?

I actually though the most important question was, "Screw the driving experience. Did any of these cars get you laid?"

Love how the one guy, the yarmulke wearing chap who passes him twice, recognizes the whole business and stands downwind at the end of the vid just kind of hands-on-hips-i-can't-fucking-believe-what-i-just-saw.

Why is it, no matter what, people always ALWAYS turn around to look at their shit. Look at this man, he's practically impressed by whats on the sidewalk. He looks deep within the ejected, steaming creation and ponders as if reflecting quietly, "Holy fuck there it is, right on the pavement."

Drew this is some of your best work.

Well this is incredibly satisfying.

Currently that combination only results in methane.

I know how there is a practical angle to this application, and that's honorable, but the second the system exists to sustain blood pumping through tissue on a non-biological application someone in the tuner segment is putting tits on their Honda. It's just the world we live in, man.