Owned both a 987.2 and a 991S, and driven plenty on my way to purchase each - this car will be fast and fun, but not scary. If you like complete control at all times and massive confidence this is your car. If you want to be able to scare yourself and understand the concept of necessary responsibility you will…

Fucking LSD thank God. Talk about an immersive driving experience.

I think the real point here is IT DRIVES AWAY. If you can pull off a parallel-park skid immediately afterward and throw the keys to a valet you are a fucking GOD.

I'm sure there were plenty of Dino's that came with a nice velour.

The "normal" Focus ST is one of the best hot hatches around, coming to the table with a 2.0-liter turbo four with 252 horsepower and 270 pound-feet of torque. The Focus RS ups the ante with a 2.3-liter turbo four, sourced from the Mustang EcoBoost, with 'at least' 320 horsepower and 'at least' 320 pound-feet of…

I get all my news from The Onion and keep up that way. In fact, just the other day I watched two, maybe three Lexus owners struggle in snow while standing idly by. The one, an RX owner, seemed to acknowledge how helpful it was when I yelled "Hey isn't that an SUV?" followed by "Maybe just wait it out until your wife…

This or a brand new Targa GTS. Ummm...what?

So would Wildred Brimley pinching a loaf.

That mutant will eat your fucking toes.

Awesome. So will you come down to $5500? :)

Surprisingly I'm going with NP, but with the caveat I can get him to $5500 because $1K is going straight back into the suspension. That interior is CLEAN THO.

Did you catch these pics? Check out the new exhaust layout with bigger pipes. Aggressive.

CHROME SHARK LIVERY. DEAR GOD.

White panel van in driveway. Crack pipe. Also, someone should check on this listing for the missing children.

At 6:30? Really?

God he totally saved me from buying a GT right now! That was SO close...

Then good sir, surely you've been drunk off Christmas Ale. That stuff is absolutely wicked. I swear there's Magic in every pint, because it makes you black straight out.

The aughts gave birth to the Cayman, and the Cayman R. Where so many other manufacturers make cars that try to best the 911, ironically Porsche itself developed the car that truly threatened the flagship. The Cayman R was light and nimble, RWD, and can carve up a track with surgical precision. I don't know if it…

Cannot get over that wheel gap. Horrendous. Crack pipe.

if you look closely at what bunny is leaning against, the "inverted" position makes sense here.