I cut the cord 3 years ago and never looked back. I'm a loner, Dottie, a rebel.

This is the best written comedy on TV, period, due to the attention to detail. Check out their website, as they already have Richard off of the Board of Directors. It's those little things that make me laugh my ass off.

Baghead's courtroom entrance was brilliant: "The sign says 'No Admittance', are you sure? Oh…ok, I see"

Serenity now, insanity later.

Ahhhh, it all makes sense now.

Methods of death:

Haw Ho?

Exactly. You know, Hospice gives you the option to give your loved ones liquid morphine and the like, so of course it MUST be cyanide.

In all honesty, didn't Fuqua ALREADY DO THIS MOVIE? See "Tears Of The Sun" (2003).

You forgot "awaken a very pissed off Toshiro Mifune".

His name was Robert Paulson.

As long as they stay true to the original in that Jason Momoa does an incredibly stereotypical Mexican accent (just like Eli Wallach) and they dress Chris Pratt EXACTLY like the dandy Robert Vaughn (fancy vest and shooting gloves are required), my money shall be shat upon this with full repute.

It is the Vegas of the Midwest, as imagined by Ned Flanders

AWWYE GAWWT NAWYNE YEAHS FAH BEAHTIN DAT CHINAMAN WIT MAHHHKY MAHHHK!!!

That is his normal iris color now, we just haven't seen his eyes in years due to a constant cover of blue-tinted prescription lenses.

Forget the contacts, where are all of his scarves? Johnny has an over/under of 5 scarves on a brisk day. Do you want America's treasure catching pneumonia?????

It seems like those Hollywood kids who were treated like normal humans turned out fine. Colin Hanks seems like a normal person and I read an interview with Rashida Jones talking about her issues fitting in at Harvard (she's mixed race and felt ostracized), things like that make you realize your crap stinks the same as…

Marge: "They're throwing my pretzels!"
Bart:"You can call em 'Whitey whackers'!"

How many Borts are there in this damned Starbucks??!!!??

Yes, and I read somewhere that Streep hated the "misogyny" inherent in the movie, but stayed on to spend time with Cazale.