clarksonism
Clarksonism
clarksonism

...why does it have side mirrors? So you can see the impending fuck-up and not be able to do anything about it?

Because it’s hideous and hugely distracting.

So when does Musk start funneling in Colombian Cocaine money to keep the company afloat? Because this shit show is going to end up like Delorian.

It’s well known that Tesla uses all it’s customers as Beta testers.

What would be your response if this car was from any other major manufacturer?

Ah, peak liberal hypocrisy. See, I’m all for many liberal ideas, but some liberals... Damn they make it impossible to want to associate.

Musk is directly to blame for unrealistic predictions of Model 3 production volume.

They are, but...let’s just say they rely on crashing into things and don’t turn very well.

He never was - he always assumes everything is a personal attack against him. And while I love SpaceX’s actions to date, Musk himself is a bit of a wet rag with the empathy quotient of a pet rock. And he treats his people like shit, just like he treats himself really.

Not at all. Trump calls out the media when they report false information. Musk calls out the media when they report true information that is negative towards Tesla.

Fair enough. They have to blame somebody and it isn’t going to be themselves...

Serves him right.

He looks exactly like the sort of fellow who would buy a Tesla and then document every single perceived flaw.

It seems like 6 years should be enough time to work out physical build quality issues on a car model. Your comment would make more sense if the issues were primarily software related, but they aren’t.

Co-worker bought a Model X and had so many issues with the interior trim falling to bits and prematurely wearing. Tesla ended up buying it back off him. His wife is a lawyer and sent them a Strongly Worded Letter.

And cue all the Tesla Fan Boy/Girl excuses in 3....2....1...

Because in the time it takes ‘real car companies’ to ‘come on stream’ Tesla will have zero innovations, changes and options.

Everyone knows the higher the fuel fill the faster the vehicle. It’s science.

Jesus christ people. It’s a fucking concept car. It doesn’t have to be practical.