But but but who will care about my boner?

1) It was her BOSS. A boss should never be commenting on the attractiveness of a subordinate.

I had a pretty blonde friend who spoke flawless Japanese. I was with her on an elevator in a Century City office building when some Japanese businessmen boarded and began speaking to one another. They were making bold remarks about our physicality, etc. My friend gave them a beautifully formal “Please have a lovely…

“But why would you “crack down” on someone complimenting your shirt or making a positive comment about your attractiveness? How are men who are attracted to you supposed to communicate that to you?”

I lost my uterus (I like to say “misplaced” b/c it gets good looks from people) a while back, and it’s a sucky thing to go through. Since I’m sure Kim K is scouring the Jez comments for advice, wink, here are some good things to focus on:
1. You’ll never have to buy tampons again, and you can re-purpose your existing…

Anna isn’t allowed to decide. She has been taught that she must follow the orders of her husband or father or whatever male is head of the household. She has been taught that her husband cheating on her is partially or all her fault. She has been taught that keeping her marriage together is more important that how she…

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This is definitely a YMMV thing but, as a child, seeing other kids win trophies and medals made me work harder to get my hands on one of those next time — and I’m talking in both athletics and academics. If everybody got one, then what was the point?

Aging Former Harry Potter Podcast Host.

Bingo!

I am an Alpha Phi from the 90’s from a huge Midwestern school with a large greek presence. My daughter will not be pledging when she goes to college next year. Honestly, I am afraid that she would not be taken into a house these days. She has a 3.9, is graduating high school with her freshman year of college…

Cady’s anecdotal evidence*:

Oh my fucking god, if I am part of “Generation Tinder,” just kill me RIGHT NOW.

Nancy Jo: Deeply tapped into her fanbase.

*comes to Kitchenette*

Kinja user Eldritch:

“Uh, yeah- these doves are a total health code violation.”

Many years ago at the group home for developmentally disabled teens where I worked there was a resident who really, really wanted to go to the best steak house in the city for his 18th birthday. He had behavior and anger issues, but was determined to earn that birthday dinner, and he managed it. So another staff…

But it might give mah behbeh de Autizms!!!

This is particularly funny because, even by the standards of the “chemicals are scary” crowd, there’s nothing terribly “artificial” about zinc oxide. Zinc is a mineral, it's mined out of the ground, either as metallic zinc or as a component of various ores. You heat it up until it vaporizes, and it reacts with oxygen…