Ok, real talk: it’s great that people are trying to be responsible consumers, but this is all literally drops in the bucket vs. commercial/agricultural water consumption in CA.

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The teenagers in my family will say “who’s O.J. Simpson?”, as I did back in 1994, and I’ll give them the answer I received in 1994: “He was in the Naked Gun movies with Leslie Nielsen.” And then they’ll say “Naked Gun? Who’s Leslie Nielsen?” and I’ll feel sad. Then I’ll tell them not to call me Shirley.

Sia and Marina Diamandis (of Marina & The Diamonds) are our generation’s two most under-appreciated pop stars, IMO.

Joan found her love: herself. Roger found his in Marie. Pete refound his after thinking he lost it in Trudy. And Don realized that all this time he didn’t know what love was, and it’s what he’s been missing all along. The Peggy/Stan scenes informed Don’s epiphany. It was masterfully done. I deeply resent Peggy finding…

I think a lot of people are missing the point on Peggy. of COURSE that’s how she would fall in love - her entire life is about work. She spends 80% of her time there, and 100% thinking about the next ad. She’s never not “on.” It would be impossible for her to fall in love with anyone not in the biz (remember when she…

Can I just say, I really, really related to “leftover egg salad” guy. I was in tears as he described that. I feel that way all the time.

There’s been bread crumbs for Peggy/Stan all along. I’ve been rewatching the series since the last season started, and they’ve always had sexual tension. He’s come on to her a number of times and she’s always kind of kept him at arms length and so they developed a friendship instead. I think him coming to respect and…

Last night, after watching the Stan/Peggy scene and drying my tears, I said to myself, “I can’t wait to fight all the deeply misguided people who are going to hate on this tomorrow, either out of a fundamental misconception of what this show has said about love all along, or some weird limited-ass idea of what Peggy sh…

When I was in high school, some local, road-side hotel decided to convert their restaurant to a Chinese buffet. They called the high school to see if there were any “Chinese girls who would like a job.” Damn it. I was the only Chinese girl in the school, and actually, yeah, I wanted another job because college was…

(Editor’s Note: I have serious feels about “Tall” being the name for a fucking Small and “Grande” being a goddamned Medium. Fuck you, Starbucks, I will order a Large, not a Venti, and you will FUCKING LIKE IT)

I love that he thought that was better. “No, no, no! I wasn’t INSULTING you! I was SEXUALLY HARASSING you!”

My favorite was when Andy Samberg was walking down the main street of the studio I worked at. He had this big grin on his face and when he saw that I saw him the grin got bigger, like he knew he’d been recognized. But I worked at the studio so I was past being impressed by celebrities. When I didn’t react bigger, the…

Soooooo, this one time I just started working on a show about a superhero living as a young man living small town life in a small town (*WINK! I know y’all hate that shit*) and it was my job to tell the lead actor when we were ready for him on set. At the time, he was also in prep directing the next episode, so in…

I have an Andy Samburg/Zach Galifinakis/Sarah Silverman story and a Mike Myers/Ben Stiller story.

Not a dick to me directly, but to my shitty ex. He deserved it.

He definitely wasn’t a dick, but it is worth sharing:

My girlfriend was raped by her father as a child. When she went to her mother for help, her mother called her a whore that deserved it and beat her mercilessly. She was 9. The next five years of her life until she finally ran away consisted of a steady pattern of getting raped by dad and beaten by mom for being raped…

As someone who was... I never really know the words for it... date-sexually assaulted (not penetration rape, but he took all my clothes, held me down, yelled at me, tried to pry my arms and legs open, and I managed to get away) I know the "wanting to talk" feeling. I was dating this guy, very causally- but dating. We…