I believe her. Every word.

So, because she sings songs about getting drunk and going out to clubs, she deserves to be drugged and sexually assaulted? That's just the chicken coming home to roost?

I seriously fail to see how it's fucking gross. I'm willing to bet that most people's urine is cleaner than the water coming out of their taps, and the water and urine all end up in the sewer system for treatment. It's not like urine just sits on your skin or shower surface and stays put. It gets rinsed away…

If the choices she makes for herself and her body are being judged by you and others, then that's what isn't feminist.

Thanks Mark for reminding us of the importance of doing everything you can to be as pretty as you can.

This is depressing. What's the point of ever even accepting yourself the way you are if someone already nice-average looking undergoes drastic surgery and looks gorgeous?

Oh great. Golf clap. THERE WAS NOTHING WRONG WITH HER ORIGINAL FACE!

Okay. I watched the vid, get the lawsuit and I understand their position. If you're not black, half black or any other brown person you may not understand this fully. I'm from the area that they are from. My dad was military so we moved often. We ended back in NE Ohio just in time for my sophomore year in HS. By this…

Don't you think the Coupled People Are Doing It Right; Single People Are Defective narrative is hilarious?!

Frankly I'm not interested in anyone's poetry

I will deconstruct the shit out of this:

Years ago I had a blind date with a guy who had worked as an assistant director on her show. He said she is a dark, troubled person, and is often difficult to deal with. Most comedians are deeply troubled people. It's evident to me in the games she creates and has her audience participate in. Most of the games are…

Nah. Pinkie Pie talked Rainbow Dash out of pranking Fluttershy because she knew Fluttershy wouldn't think it was funny. Even Pinkie Pie has her limits.

If "bootstraps" fucked a yogurt commercial, the bastard offspring would be "Love yourself more."

Posting graphic pornography no one wants to see? There's a Kinja commenting section that I think Jimmy would love.

She does not represent me...

"Foggy foresty North Carolina scenery."

That's true if your idea of Central Europe (where it was filmed) looks like this:

Everyone from the most progresive to the most conservative pushes gender stereotypes. I went to a toy store with my mother-in-law, a super progressive lady. We were getting a toy for my niece. I loved how beautiful a train set was. I took it from the shelves and she said it was a boy's toy. My husband laughed because…

I do not accept this departure. That said, write fast. We have a book to read.

Ok but srsly, I'm so bummed :(:(:(:(:(:(