See that’s another thing I’ve never understood. Unless there’s literally urine on the seat (which is the whole problem we’re discussing here, and is TERRIBLE and should be stopped), I never bother to hover or anything like that at public toilets. I’m not totally sure what everyone’s so afraid of. We all know you can’t…

I don’t know enough about having a penis but would sitting help? Maybe we need to be revoking some licenses or something

True! That’s exactly what I mean — if they made the choice to spend more promoting women’s soccer, I suspect the revenue would come (and the salaries could go up, hopefully, although who knows with this whole *~capitalism~* thing).

But have you never experienced the awful awful feeling of simultaneously BELIEVING something and KNOWING that you are wrong about it? If you think trying to reason with an irrational person is bad, try reasoning with your own goddamn irrational SELF.

That argument actually gets pretty circular pretty fast. The revenue the mens teams make come from promotion, and the women’s teams don’t get promoted as much because someone somewhere thinks nobody’s really that interested. Let there be merch!

I’m 23 (and, thank heavens, not from one of those areas where getting married at 23 is the norm), so none of my actual ex-boyfriends are engaged. But when I found out the cute california boy I was *~going out with~* for two weeks at summer camp in 2008 was getting married, I had a serious moment of panic.

Not related to your outfits but related to your style: I LOVE YOUR HAIR

The girl scouts are SO MUCH COOLER than the boy scouts.

My boyfriend really really really hates it when I say something is a huge coincidence when he thinks it's just the sort of thing that happens sometimes. chaos ensues.

YES. And New Romantics could have played a similar "hey look, we're not in nashville anymore" role. Like, I get why she would want to make welcome to new york #1, because it's an introduction to the album and it's "welcoming" people to the new city / state of mind that brought this music about, but NEW ROMANTICS DOES…

yes. this.

I agree on welcome to new york but DON'T YOU DARE SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT NEW ROMANTICS. I strongly feel that new romantics should have been track 1, and welcome to new york should have been exiled to bonus-track-land.

this is remarkably similar to something my dog did with rat poison* when he was a puppy

I read parenting books too! I liked to know what people were telling my parents about me. And I liked it when the school librarian gave me one of those "oh aren't you precocious" looks, so... yeah

It just sort of happens to you i think.

Not Willow Smith.

Apparently this chapter was already on thin ice with nationals — they hadn't been paying national dues or something. So I will be very surprised if they don't lose their charter

Can anyone confirm that GHB is known as "Liquid Ecstasy?"

Insider info: Meredith is the antisocial cat. she has no interest in the rest of humanity. Olivia, on the other hand, is too little to really assert herself one way or the other. So she ends up in the videos and whatnot.

(source: I was one of the mega-cool fans who got to go to taylor swift's house one time YES I'M…

Bride and groom lived in the same building as freshmen at college, where they were friends and he might have had a crush on her. They watched each other date the wrong people (mostly other mutual friends of theirs) before spending a really weird night getting sort of tipsy and contorting themselves so that they were…