"Assumption Abbey Fruitcake"

Totally a thing. When I was in high school I tried that, because hey if I starved off my breasts, then creepy men would stop noticing them.

Ringlet curls are great on some people. They're just decidedly not-great on me (and my naturally straight hair).

I used to be polite to them, until one got ahold of me and GAVE ME RINGLET CURLS. Once he'd done half my head, I figured I'd rather have a whole head of ridiculous hair than half, so I let him finish, but it was awful and then he was so disappointed when I didn't buy his 300dollar curler.

First let me say that I totally agree with the point of this article.

"Get the pointy things out of your butts" is going to be my new go-to comeback.

YES YES YES. I've been thinking this since the first magazine cover they shared. It's just never felt real.

hehehehehe "potted up" hehehehhehe

Ann: [mean hateful stuff]

Also, I've promised my highly-pro-choice mother that if any of these wingnuts get elected, I'm going to go out and get myself impregnated, so I can get an abortion and say "YEAH TRY TO STOP ME, BITCHESSS"

Okay, so all these people make me want to vomit. Let me just get that out in the open.

Important question: do men vote differently if they suddenly get a boner? Also, is there a way I can use this at the polls?

MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY. I mean, I'm glad he feels that way, but the fact that it actually sets him apart from other politicians is really really scary.

So I've spent all day listening to Red on repeat.

Explain to me what this is. I'm intrigued.

as much as I hate everything this guy has ever had to say ever, this part —

Maybe this is just me being a conspiracy theorist. BUT, does anyone else feel like she would have been more-retouched if the original photos hadn't been leaked? VS must have known something like this was coming when they released their catalog. I can imagine they'd rather have a less-retouched catalog than a…

I'm doing the same thing, re iOS6. However, I've been using my starbucks app in lieu of a starbucks card for the last few months, and I've never had any trouble with the scanners... and I've got a shiny cover on my screen.

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Wait, so I really can blame my eating disorder on my mother?? Wooohoo! My therapist was right!!