I know I got a "bra" (read: a white stretchy thing that went around the area where my boobs would later be) in fifth grade, because that was when the school sat us all down and told us what tampons were about. I really only wore it on days when we had PE, because of the whole locker-room situation

"They’re making an army of cupcake people."

Wouldn't it be easier to just teach all the boys to be supportive?

That sounds awesome

"fiance-obsessed"?

Seriously. I had to convince my mom to let me get this vaccine when it first came out, because she was worried it would lead to the misconception that sex was "risk-free."