Although my favorite Hollywood Chris is Luda, I do feel for him on this. It has to suck to have the same name as a bunch of other dudes in your industry and therefore have whole internet articles and blogs and quirky listicles constantly saying they like you the least of all of them because of honestly a good bit of…

“In Men’s Health, Pratt also addressed the recent controversy around the Instagram post in which he praised his current wife, Katherine Schwarzenegger, for giving him a “healthy daughter.””

All else aside, he’s right on this one. That was a deeply stupid “controversy.” Of course a person is happy that their kid was…

You know who else liked to hang out with prostitutes?  Jesus.  Why do you hate Jesus?

I still can’t get over that Kaido is one the most brutal, abusive fathers in fiction, and even he respects Yamato’s pronouns.

I do find the notion of a fan of anime and manga calling gender bending content “western propaganda” quite amusing.

I’m still sceptical about Yamato not because of what happens in the story itself (I firmly believe that everything shown in the story means Yamato is currently identifying as he/him and that’s how I refer to him as as a result) but because of how Oda functions regarding good looking female presenting characters.

Fuck yeah.

You’re also talking about the episode where Obi-Wan had to use his blaster on the laser gate to disable it when they could’ve easily walk around it, so....

Yes, yes we are. If you look for logic in star wars, you’re just going to drive yourself crazy. Just take a seat and enjoy the ride.

I mean that line also doesn’t work well with Episode 3 right? since Obi-Wan leaves anakin on the edge of the lava rather than Anakin leaving so I’m willing to bet the expectation was that Vader is talking about when he left Obi-Wan before turning to the darkside rather than it refering to their last encounter. unless…

nope, in a new hope he says something along the lines of “it’s been a long time” which would still work as A new Hope happens at least 10 years after this I believe.

My theory is that Lucas watched a bunch of Kurosawa movies with awkwardly translated subtitles and tried to replicate that tone with his dialogue.

Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader kills children more than anyone else

That wasn’t even the most brutal thing! When he’s choking out that dad for no reason, the son runs out, and he snaps his fucking neck! WOW. ON A DISNEY SHOW TOO. Vader is literally just walking around town randomly killing people.

Man To Man With Dean Learner was a really great follow-up to Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace — you get to see Richard Ayoade’s character in all his nasty, Trump-esque glory.

One thing I’ve definitely liked about the Disney era is that they make sure Darth Vader is the scariest, most brutal motherfucker in the room every time he shows up.

When he dragged Obi-Wan through the fire using the Force, I was like “JESUS!!!”

“When I left you, I was but a learner.  Now, I am the one that imparts information to others!”

I am a lifelong Star Wars fan, but I have never been able to get over how linguistically awkward the phrase “When I left you I was but a learner.” is. Sometimes I really think George Lucas has never conversed with actual humans. Like...the word “student” exists. “Learner” is clumsy as shit. 

Why would a vampire nightclub have a normal human bartender?

Maybe Jackie Daytona will do a little bartending at the new club.