Andy Warhol?

This was an abuse of power and gross misconduct, but this was not grooming. Everyone involved was an adult at the time. Grooming, by definition, is something an adult does to a minor. Stop infantalizing yourselves. 

Don’t mind me, I’m just rolling around in all this sweet, sweet money I get for negging on NFTs, paid by... paid by... um... you know... the anti-NFT lobby!

That’s because there isn’t anything they can be used for that isn’t already being done with simpler technology.  

Umm... Elden Ring is the hot shit. Everyone is talking talking about it - still. Not just Kotaku. I’m all for being all bitchy about people talking non-stop about a game, but this whole “who’s paying you! There’s a lot of under-the-table deals going on where Publishers push their content by giving ‘donations’ to…

Fucking whatever, just go ahead and shoot this dumb shit straight into my veins. I’ve already tried to get out and I can’t stop myself, so lets see where this train wreck of a franchise ends up at.

I’m going to create a character called 350,000 dead Yemenis, see if I can get past the Joelinton battle.

Wow, a demotion from King of Fighters to Prince of Fighters. Did not see that one coming. 

If you thought the industry was hostile to journalists before, just wait until SNK starts inviting reviewers to their embassy in Turkey!

No surprise. SNK bosses are all assholes.

Ah, so the old “8-bit Theater Very Real Light Warriors” gambit.

I can’t wait until FFV, the best game in the series (fight me), gets a similar treatment featuring Tony Exdeath.

“people act like the Souls games are these clockwork, precision instruments”

But this just isn’t true. I mean it’s very clear you haven’t actually played Elden Ring, and are just making this shit up, which is rather pitiable.

No way could they include an Easy mode, that would ruin the BALANCE OF THE GAME!

Everything you’ve listed here is completely optional to the player.  Get stuck on a boss? Summon help.  Melee too tough? Used ranged bows or spells.  Care about the Lore? Read item descriptions or look it up online.  I don’t see how any of this is bad.

Wow. Turned out...fair?  Im suprised.

“Pelipper, a pelican Pokémon saddled with perhaps the weakest type matchup: water-flyin”
If it doesn’t include grass, ice, or rock, it’s not the weakest type combination.

“Magnemite, which ruled when it was just electric-type but is slightly less awesome now that it’s part steel-type too”
My friend, you do not know as…

Best one so far, in front of a turtle. “Could this be a god?”

To be fair, when I first saw Quaxly, it  instantly reminded me of someone...