Brings back memories! One thing though, I'm 99% sure "firing" a meal comes from actually putting it on the "fire" and cooking it.

What are you doing this weekend? Streaming movies with full-frontal male nudity? Cool. Me too.

Yay, another advice column junkie! My top two are Thatz Not Okay and Dear Prudence. Prudie gives some terrible advice at times, but I still love her. Caity is just a treasure, but dammit, she needs to pay more attention to Thatz Not Okay.

*Narrows eyes* I am married to one of you people and it makes me sick.

I disapprove of tucking. I'm an anti-tucker! First thing I do when I get to a (my) hotel room is to untuck that shiz! A tucked bed is a foot jail. I am not a mummy!

My secret is that I also find Daenerys boring as all get out.

Huh, it's interesting. Do you guys think there's a gender divide in GoT? Like a lot of my male friends love Stannis chapters, and Jon Snow chapters. But my female friends aren't big fans of those two chapters, while really enjoying Sansa, and Daenerys chapters. But my male friends aren't that big of fan of those two.

just...not Arya, ok? Please?

She was 2o the first time she got cat-called? Where'd she grow up, an island with no straight men in it?

Hey, there's no need to be so fucking classist. These aren't "tuxedo cats"; they're just dressed reasonably: it's after five, and they're not farmers.

You and everyone who starred your comment are human garbage.

Watching the live feeds, restraint could have been straight saying "good night, protesters!" and walking away. A hundred people standing in the street chanting (for the police storm troopers posted there) did not need to be tear gassed. Holy shit. This all could be ended by the cops seriously investigating the death…

No, this is false. I have two kids, and I take full-time care of both of them. The kid will not forget about the pie. That is not how kids work. And punitively making the mother's day worse is not going to do a thing for the kid. Stop making stupid concern-troll excuses for sociopathic behavior.

Since you don't get to decide what ruins someone's life, #5 is not hyperbole at all. People commit suicide over rape. People go to therapy for years. I don't even think it covers what some victims face.

Rape is just sex?

Allowed to? What the fuck are you talking about?

Of course the crime deserves to be investigated, and the guy deserves jail time.

Birth, a.k.a. "taking a number 3"

In Oregon we have gas station attendants and are not allowed to fill our own gas. This is such a huge relief, I don't have to deal with all the people constantly wanting to talk to me about my 1996 Subaru Outback.