Can't I just find a deep joy in complaining?

You're right. I'm totally intimidated by this warrior in a bikini and corset with a handprint on her ass. It doesn't look silly at all. It definitely doesn't look like it was drawn by someone who should have fapped away their frustrations before picking up the pencil.

I worked at Hooters as a line cook in 1991! good times! after a grueling saturday night shift this asshole regular (Pat) came in with his buddies 2 minutes before close and ordered 6 dozen oysters and a bunch of pitchers of beer. my buddy frank and I shucked those 72 oysters BUT we tea-bagged each one. hope you…

Paula, get a laptop. Hell, get a tablet. Take that shit to the bathroom with you.

I think to want to be on reality TV, you have to sort of find yourself really amazing and therefore be narcissistic. I remember when Real World came to my campus to find people (this was when Real World was still the main reality show). To go and try out, in my mind, meant that you really thought of yourself as a…

That Heath Campbell thinks he's an example of the superiority of the white race is mind boggling.

To be fair, I think it's weird that anyone listens to Carrie Underwood.

It's sad that Uggs + skirt is the least tasteless thing about 50 Shades.