That’s the joke. It’s not a good joke, but it’s Haisley, so what do you expect?

can’t I, though

Given the fanbase he panders to, maybe a book isn’t really the best way to get the word out. 

Fuck that. Write what you feel, Libby. Most people are adult enough to recognize that Democrats are both feckless cowards and also 100% better for the country than Republicans.  

It’s such a “get off my lawn” thing.

Maybe this Fortnite ban will be the difference between the Canucks missing the playoffs and the Canucks ... uhh .... really missing the playoffs.

Eew Gross!

How about the principle of parking correctly and not getting tickets in the first place?

Those idiots are going to have a shit harvest next year if they don’t put the actual kid in the fire. 

If that isn’t a metaphor for the current state of Canada-US relations, I don’t know what is.

It’s almost like the dumbass lizard brained reactionaries who call themselves conservatives (LOL) will dismiss multiple lies by a sitting appellate in front of a senate committee and cable news; dismiss all the partisan conspiracy theory BS; and still support the entitled alcoholic teenage sex terrorist for a…

That’s... that’s not even a Canada Goose

It’s a Billy Haisley article. He doesn’t know what he’s talking about, let alone what he might want or what the solution is.

Or he could start Jameis and let Khalil Mack and the Bears defense solve the problem for him. 

Being bothered by video games depicting women in positions of power, by definition, makes you a “soft pathetic excuse of a human being”.

Get Woke, Go Broke.

Fragile masculinity strikes again. It’s reassuring though that they tend to overlap with incels, and thus a higher than average chance they’ll never produce offspring.

Considering, for example, the mere existence of gay people in games has some people crying “political!”, I don’t think those people are being reasonable.

Man, I’m all in on CA’s response to this. I mean, ya, they need the game to sell and all that, but I’m here for the “don’t like it, don’t play it” answer.