I’m skeptical of the long-term sustainability of The Athletic, but I can’t understand why anyone (besides competitors getting raided for writers) would want it to fail. As more and more sports sites resort to clickbait articles on pages deluged with ads, I would think normal people would want a site that focuses on…

If any of the Cleveland sites are looking for new talent I know all sorts of different ways to say that local teams are either garbage or racist garbage. 

My favorite episode has to be the one where Frasier and Martin get into one of their biggest fights and Niles accidentally sets Martin’s chair on fire with cleaning solvent. They take the flaming chair to the balcony and it falls, almost killing Martin who went outside to get away from Frasier.

His birth name is Gordon Gritkowski. Since all hockey nicknames end in “y” unless your last name is Campbell or Vlasic, thus Gritty was born. 

Destroyed the internet you say?  Maybe within specific niches sure.

I mean, hypothetically, if a guest of yours starts yelling obscenities at you in your own house do you ask them to leave or do you let them continue to throw obscenities at you?

The regular bill of rights still works digitally.

Just wait for the day Big Johnson comes back

Equally, why combine the Punisher logo with red lives matter? Are they going to brutally execute the fire without a trial? It’s messed up that cops like to use it, but there’s a least some way it kinda makes sense there. For firefighters?

One of my favorite moments of my whole stupid life:

Stan Mikita was too good to be ‘a guy,’ goddamn it.

I need this kind of tough love in my life.

They’re on top of the world and are in control of the whole game, but can’t stop playing the victim card and whining like pathetic losers about how much everyone is out to get them. It’s not only annoying, it’s completely counterproductive, as they’re going to wake up soon on the bottom of the world, with no one to…

“Tom knows Bill is the best coach in the league, but he’s had enough of him. If Tom could, I think he would divorce him.”

It’s all good. Time for Daniel Carlson to take the next step and become a frequent Deadspin commenter.

They’re taking away the one thing that Buffalo fans can cheer for this year? Yeah, this ain’t gonna end well...

When tables are outlawed, only outlaws will have tables.

especially given his religious background, there is symbolism to washing your feet with another man. and rogers would have intended it.

A minor quibble to add to the big-picture criticisms others have already expressed so well, but where’s this coming from?