Totally agree- Scott Caan is easily replaced, and even more so with a talented, leading-man god like Daniel to step into his shoes. There are tons of roles for white frat boy types with hollywood pedigrees. Non-stereotypical roles for any minority actor on the other hand? - not so much.

plz halp - is the dorky-walking behatted #8 a Jenner or a Gigi?

I might not eat that, but I bet he’s fun to party with. Until he gets wasted, then he’s totally racist and will only look at my tits. Oh, Smokedtunachicken, how did you become the Johnny Depp of the animal kingdom?

I’m so, so sorry for your loss.

I can’t help but think that Cheeto Hitler’s response would be a little different if this baby were in the middle east and born to Muslim parents. Fucking twat.

He’s Canadian, so we know who he is up here. Trivia- he composed the theme to St. Elmo’s Fire. So there you go. He’s a crazy prolific songwriter - and a total dick, from all outward appearances.

It was amazing...now I’m sad and going to have to re-watch when I get home. Carrie’s flow chart was so much better than this one.

I did NOT SEE the Clay Aiken thing coming. I must have blocked that out of my memory, but remembered it instantly upon seeing this. What a handy-dandy chart.

#neverforget

We demand photos of your perfect doggo. The Jezzies can tell him he’s handsome.

Oh jesus. Look at that glorious motherfucker.

It seems as if I read somewhere that JKR modeled Pansy after a real-life bully from her own past (or maybe my son told me that, who knows!). Anywhooch, it could explain why she’s never offered redemption, as the ‘real’ Pansy was a dick to JKR.

i think she’s trolling...which is hilarious.

My dad too! On the upside, I am in Canadurrr. Mon pere is an expat, Dual Canada-US Citizen now, and voted for Cheetolini. I think he still has his health card for Ontario though. As a hypertensive septuagenarian, wouldn’t want to give up on that sweet, sweet healthcare.

the fondant. so much fondant. And the Cakeloony looks like Han Solo.

Truth: (also the drinking and smoking do not do you any favours)

Jesus Lord. Oh my god. Such pretty.

GODDAMMIT. I LOVE YOU TOO, MR. J.

I don’t think there are any internal screams going on. I think she’s completely aware, and happy with how things are turning out. She’s not an innocent bystander any more than Melania is. They both enable the dick-cheese from whence they derive their income, and are complicit in all things he does.

I’ve been using “They’re Real, Honest!” by Benefit since it came out. It’s consistently good, although gets clumpy in the tube earlier than I’d like. While it’s not waterproof, it is good at staying put (I am dry AF but occasionally runny eyes). The staying power means it takes effort to remove. I found it was…