The scariest thing about the ouija board story is that a Chick Tract gained enough sentience to write it!

To quote the wise Jack Handey: “I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like his passengers.”

I’m surprised to hear he’s still driving. I know the Queen still drives around the grounds of her property for fun and shit, but she’s not driving “near” the estate, she’s driving on the estate.

Huh, that doesn’t sound like ‘unharmed’ at all; that sounds like no ‘serious’ injuries. And a Kia can flip a Range Rover? I will never get why people think SUVs are safer than lower cars. 

She was 12 when he mortgaged his house to be her producer.

Oh nooooo. I knew it was an enormous age difference, but I didn’t know they met when she was an actual child.

Didn’t he “escort” her throughout various countries to perform when she was only 12-15?  I always remembered being seriously disturbed by how their story was romanticized. 

That face tho

Are we ready to unpack the mountains of squickiness that is the Celine Dion/Rene Angelil marriage?

How do you stab someone by accident 25 times?

Kentucky gun girl should be somewhere

I don’t even live there, but i will still vote for him.

Excuse you but where is Hot Duck? Hot Duck lives for the attention and has practically taken over NYC all while pretending he doesn’t care.

But now the loyal, mischievous, snow-eating, hot dog-downing East Coast monster just wants it too much.

Leave Gritty alone, because he will run for President next.

As much as I like to think I’d have reacted like Michelle or Hillary, I know good and damn well I’d have looked like Bill. All he needed was a bag of popcorn, and he was good to go.

I’m almost as impressed by how good HRC is at looking like she didn’t notice their existence.

I believe you but I can’t see anything on the video, probably my monitor. . I can get a better idea from the still photo, and from the look on her face. “Fucking asshole”.

Me sitting down on plane from Logan to LAX.