Happy Birthday, tiny joyful human! XO

Have the dolphins stopped screaming, Clarice?

If the “Roger” CEO is Ailes, they are totally fucking the dolphin.

I’m basically only here for the replies.

i thought i had somehow clicked on the article. HOW DID I GET HERE?

I would totally love to have a beer with HRC. Or maybe a cool glass of a cheeky Cali cab.

and towering intellect. Instead of being “Like, a smart person”; HRC actually IS A SMART PERSON.

you’re my people.

BOBBY....ready to have your mind blown? The dude in the centre of the awkward as fuck underwear+kilt photo is a THIRD NON-TWIN PROPERTY BRO.

DO THE ELEPHANT ONE. Also, the Riz Ahmed one, because if we can’t all flash him our boobs, then at least we will feel like he’s seen all of our boobs if you do it, Ellie. DO. IT. (apologies for incoherent thoughts, but I heart elephants and Riz Ahmed...)

frankly I am impressed that you can get your cat to take a shower...unless, are you speaking euphemistically? “Cat”?

i admire your honesty....

Steve’s books are (to me anyway) wonderful because of the way he portrays relationships. Even his weirdest, scariest, creepiest stories have this silver-lining sense of partnership and love (even unconventionally portrayed, like Danny and Dick Hallorann in the Shining). The Dark Tower Series is a huge read, and…

this is such a solid argument. It’s always irritated me that Ariel was doomed, when she was presented in the film as rescued. Very much like the pre-teen me/social circle being obsessed with “Grease”, when all I could think was “why did Sandy change who she is for that guy? that’s bullshit!”

YES - he is roughly the size of a barge, and remains especially good at expectorating.

you mean, he isn’t a muppet? Are you sure? #muppettruther #jetfuelcantmeltfelt

UGH FUCKING CAILLOU. As a Canadian, I believe he is a far worse export than the Biebs. So sorry, world.

the hero we deserve. THANK YOU.

N’amsayin?

i am generally anti-chiro (insurance nerd, over billing, distrust, etc) but am also a 40ish lady with a slouch. I went for an appt at a local chiro office and it was suuuper weird, they wanted me to bring my husband AND kids before they would agree to a treatment plan. I am a big girl, I earn my own money and have…