my experience is not as extensive as yours, but WHY does everyone come out diagnosed with a candida infection and wheat intolerance? whyyyy??

I have to ask, and i know it’s been asked before - why SPORT? Are they a particularly aerodynamic chocolate bar? Are they full of steroids or just deliciousness? I’ve never purchased them due to my non-athleticness being intimdated (and Fererro over saturation of Canadian shop shelves)

I LOVE THOSE MATS (I CANNOT AFFORD ONE EITHER). But real talk- do people with McCarthy Money wash their own dishes? I think Melissa probably does because she’s awesome...so maybe for non-Melissa richies, it’s a mat for the housekeeper as s/he does the washing up?

I also wonder about that 0ne. I expect it’s too obscure for the twatwaffle pearl-clutchers to understand

cockface is now officially in my vocab. Thanks, random Glaswegians! (as if we needed another reason to be thankful to Glasgow - the anti-Trump signs were a blessing all on their own)

s0, hear me out...sometimes at clappy events, my rings start to hurt my hands a little after mucho claps. I’ve done this...and will never do it again, because it looks heckin’ weird as fuck.

I just noticed Jimmy sitting there with Matt - it never occurred to me that the host would get a seat while he’s not hosting. That’s cool...i just pictured him standing in the wings all night.

that is so accurate it hurts.

those fat guy pleats in the crotch area are so hot. and sweaty, no doubt.

Dreamboat. Ah, Canada...our someday PM did a charity boxing match and kicked the ass of a serial sexual harasser/alleged rapist. (who’s bigger, but shorter and was a bouncer - everyone thought Justin would get his ass kicked). Being taller and fitter, and boxing for his whole life...JT won.

as long as it’s not one of those horrible ‘entitlement’ programs which provide ridiculous luxuries like food, medicine and an ed-U-macation. Let’s fund the military! Pay for the fucken’ wall ourselves! Tax breaks for the 1%! alt-math!

Ugh. I feel dirty now. Sidebar question - has Kellyanne’s twitter been hacked? I just made the additional mistake of following a tweethole into her feed and it’s even more weird than usual. Also, she’s using the #muslimban on her twits but I thought the admin was pretending it wasnt a ban? Or maybe I am doing…

I think probably June was ignorant growing up, and developed an unhealthy relationship with food (and pedos, evidently). She’s now got the luxury of access to dietitians, trainers and physicians who are willing to educate her on healthy choices and she’s being willfully ignorant (or maybe for ratings, because it’s…

Thing the first - I hate watch Botched whenever I can and love that show! Thing the second, in that episode, Mama June and her spawn seemed very unwilling to make ANY dietary modifications whatsoever (unless it was all a show for the cameras, which is highly plausible).

she was on a segment of Botched (DON’T JUDGE ME IT WAS A MARATHON OVER THE HOLIDAYS). Anywhoodle, they showed Mama June and her two daughters living in Cali with a personal trainer/chef lady trying to get them to eat healthy food. It wasn’t crazy starvation food, but all three of them were SEH GROSSED OUT by eating…

totally agree, and that’s the prickly issue. Woddy’s early stuff is objectively hilarious and smart. As a person, he’s possibly horrible. I can’t watch Mel Gibson anymore for the same reason. Hacksaw Ridge is supposed to be amazing and I love Andrew Garfield...BUT...I don’t want my little $8 going to that…

In hollywood, yes. See: Woody Allen, Roman Polanski. See also, Marlon Brando & Bernardo Bertolucci. Fig 3: Mel Gibson, Johnny Depp, Sean Penn, Mickey Rourke, Christian Slater, James Caan, Josh Brolin, Terrence Howard, fucking O.J., and I’m going to stop because it’s too depressing.

pee. you forgot the pee.

Seth Meyers did a good bit on why cinnamon Hitler won’t release his taxes..in summary: ‘I THINK YOU’RE POOR’

let’s be honest - we all love those fucking big chewy pretzels. HOMER 2020!