what a twat...the ‘johnny big bollocks’ thing is —-UGH. It’s all AWFUL...and these are the things he said when he knew people were listening. Wonder what he’s like when no one is watching.

aw, fuck. that’s a bummer.

I am unable to find the source, but I think he imagines himself as a kind of Howard Hughes-esque personality. I get the sense he would venerate that level of mental illness as ‘greatness’. He’s probably up there in a XXXXL muumuu, kleenex boxes on his bloated feet, waiting for KellyAnne to file his ridiculously long…

let’s be honest, we’re all Team Steve.

I’m going to choose to focus on Michelle, and HRC’s legacy...and of course, the GOAT of First Ladies: Eleanor. (and now, Imma link to that steaming pile of garbage, buzzfeed, for some inspiration)

ah, I love this fucking show so much. I know it’s not relevant, but here:

I’m sure he’ll have Don Jr. and Melania on soon...the Jay Leno is strong in this one.

It’s so wonderful. Don’t put it off because you’re sad...watch it because you’re sad. They were a wonderful duo, and the whole thing made me feel happier, somehow, in a fucked up way.

Her interactions with Griffin Dunne in London were wonderful. Re Gary...”who’s this?” “This is Gary, our son!”.

just threw this on at the gym...such a great song. Gonna get me some happyyyy :)

that’s not the same person, is it? wuuuuut.

basically, yes! it smooths out your rolls so you are one big ol’ roll. One big ol’ roll who has to fart, sweats profusely, and has a tummyache. yay, i guess?

are there people peeing on him too?

I anticipated this remark, then I loved this remark. YOU RULE, random internet stranger!

the sash made me think of Royalty, which Kerry so clearly is. I’ve been binge watching The Crown though, so it’s all I can see.

random trivia question - is the blonde girl a Buffy alum? She looks like Harmony, I think?

wait...that’s not how you’re supposed to pronounce it? I had literally NO idea it was supposed to sound like “tiger”.

before - I’m guessing 10 years ago or so...the salad days! Pre kinja!

Remember in the golden days of Lesbian Shitassery, when some amazing Jez commenter (god I wish I could remember who) came up with the name “Scott Baio” to describe that end-of-period, rusty discharge? It’s all I can think of whenever I see him, and it makes me immeasurably happy.

Fry Guieri?