Canadian here - the visitation strikes me as a very grand version of a typical old-school french-catholic wake/viewing. Most of us would do this in a funeral home, but I gather René was famous enough in QC to warrant this pomp...also, it’s Céline, so I wouldn’t expect anything low-key. She irritates me sometimes, but…

this is amazing. It’s like it’s my birthday!

that’s exactly how I interpreted that comment.

I almost barfed when I watched that scene...thought maybe I was watching Nightcrawler.

I don’t think it’s the author who is suggesting that - it was Peggy Beerntsen who said it. She’s not a journalist, so can be forgiven for making such a statement. Her story is one of an individual who was equally screwed over by a fucked-up justice system.

I wonder if he is doing so well in the polls because he’s always telling everyone how he’s doing so well in the polls. They start to believe it - and there are the numbers, right THAR on Fox news, and Fox doesn’t lie like the so-called lamestream media. UGH. My intelligent, Republican father is supporting him and je…

He would call the questioner a LOSER and a LIGHTWEIGHT on Twitter - not to their face!

TERRORISDEE...FREEDORISM?

it’s not that bad! in fact today is a balmy 12 degrees (thats 54 to Murica) - in Toronto. I had a manicure today and the place was full of people getting their toes done with sandals on!

“ a dishrag that on closer inspection is alive with maggots”...might be my favourite one so far. I look forward to a future article cataloging all of Jez’s choice sobriquets for the anthropormorphized yeast infection with a spray tan.

Dickbags works for me!

the story behind the name is even better. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eagles_of…

I always imagined she was more worried than scornful in this pic - like “AHHH! Are they going to pop out? what should i do?”

HOLY CHRIST. It’s majestic. And terrible. Majestibble.

sorry, i just did that...!

oh, do share....runners poops are only good when youre not actually running

literally everyone i know farts when they run. i think of it as a little turbo booster.

You forgot the trots...i wish I could. I used to eat a light meal about 2 hrs before a run. Now, i cant because....reasons. I have to wait until after the run to fuel and am usually starving OR not even remotely hungry. WEIRD and inconvenient....and still somehow worth it!

lemme fix this for you: “I FINISHED it, in under four hours!”

tuberculosis. you stepped in so much tuberculosis. but you ran a fucking marathon, so it was totally worth it.