oh my god i fucking love this so much! ANOTHER!

HAHAHA....poor Boehner.

MOAR plz!

and how does the ‘get Mexico to pay for it” thing work, exactly? Is it like when you build a fence at home and your neighbour has to cough up 50% of a reasonably-priced fence? Which they then refuse to do and then you wind up in small claims court? that seems inefficient.

oh, that’s the best part. We’ll all pitch in. I will swing a hammer my own damn self. I would expect that we will find enough volunteers amongst the groups vilified and marginalized by these dickheads.

God...she is just such a HUGE. CUNTING. ASSHOLE. So, so much rage. We need an island, with a RILLY RILLY big fence around it for this twatwaffle, Huckabee, ALL the duggars, and trump. Oh, and send Palin too. Fucking idiots.

reason #47,321

jesus fuck. that man is perfect.

some smart computer editing whiz needs to change that to him saying VAGINA over and over again

“I will be so good at the military your head will spin” sounds SO MUCH like “These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. Now if you’ll excuse me, they’re putting me in something called Hero Squad.”

that is clearly a baby Ewok, not a puppy. Still WANT. I can haz?

Good Call. Puppies are lovely. Their waggy bums when you come home, so happy to see you. Smiley doggy faces. Also, I am on the hunt for a work-appropriate pair of heels that doesnt murder my feet. Recommendations are welcome.

Not since the Hindenberg tragedy has there been anything like this! OH, THE HUMANITY!

“For those of you who’ve just tuned in, the Pinedale Shopping Mall has just been bombed with live turkeys. Film at eleven. “

just came here to say I love that username.

yes, and they are fucking terrible. for years, i thought they were just a legend....and all i had to deal with were shin splints and sprained ankles. Now ....i cant eat anything before i run. BOOOO, to the poo.

almost clicked on it...realized am at work (so will click later when i am home and never sleep again)

hey - watch what you say about Rancid Puddles of Palm Oil. They shouldn’t be associated with dirtbag assholes like trump and huckabee.

i completely devoured that book....it was fantastic!

now i must go to instagram...i so covet him in his sexy glasses with his gingery hair and everything else about him...