i think it has something to do with Linda’s awesome pipes. i’m too lazy to build those for myself and as a Canadian, dont know where we keep the guns, so....

but we made sarah palin go away. cant we do the same with the kardashians?

as would i. pretty sure chlamydia is curable and i can see managing just a little case of it.

beer+pumpkin pie+bro sounds awesome. Happy TXgiving!

I JUST GOOGLED BEEF CURTAINS. Jesus christ.

and OFF THE HOOK!

i am actually surprised he didnt salute with the doges paw.

dat smile.

what THE FUCK is that?

nopenopenope. even worse than the story is the fact that those BASTARDS ruined reese's for you. FOREVER. Animals!

or a nice curry before bed. MMM. My go-to in London is a slutty curry before passing out. Waking up reeking of curry and stale beer. It's delightful.

spending all of our r&d money on bonerpills, unfort.

if you make poutine your pre-passout food with your recipe above, it's the most wonderful thing in the world.

JESUS GOD.

Most recent update and a lovely note from Daniel on the gofundme site: http://www.gofundme.com/dnoqgg

I like this quote from the article: "But then Morrissey starts sounding very, very… Morrissey". Why cant he just sing, and maybe build a time machine to take us back t9 1988 when his lyrics were relevant and I was 15? WHYYY? Adult me has absolutely zero time for his bullshit, but 15 year old me feels so conflicted…

i love this little chestnut from the linked article: ""We take on some of the most commonly parroted myths about the origins of Christmas."

i've just gotten my husband hooked on it. SO happy as now I dont feel quite so pervy as I did when i watched it alone, in the dark.

the pointy teeth though! REALLY!? Is this an actual doll or has she been modified by hollywood for a saw movie?

my exact thought - especially when i read this line: "Richi says that her biggest supporter is her mother"