just shot diet coke out of my nose. Those are my new lyrics now, please thank the songwriter for me. His version is WAY better than the original!

was that Louise Fletcher as Mama Carpenter?

fuck, i wish I could do that.

it worked, and I LOVE YOU.

Oh, Burt...I love you for this: "I don't spend half my workday looking up "Jason Stackhouse" or "Joe Manganiello" or "Alexander Skarsgard" pictures. That's just crazy)."

ugh. YOU'RE. Jeez. Ahm SEH EMBARRASZD

is that a fucking SCRUNCHIE, Carrottop? And why are you sporting my spiral perm from 1991? Now the only things your missing are my love of The Smiths and inability to fill a bra...because, dude? Dem titties is huge.

Poor Gary. Cautionary tale about the dangers of not wearing a helmet, and then treating a severe brain injury with tons of blow.

i think it would taste better in it's original state - with feet and ears...so much flavour, so much cheap.

hello, beautiful.

that does seem like the logical next step.

i think when you look like that, the dress is only an accessory.

myself and my circle of female friends, (none of whom has more than 3 kids each) suffer from many of these (well, the hernias and LBL anyway...THIS IS ACTUALLY FORTY). It's not a stretch to assume 19 kids will fuck up your system. It's just not designed for high turnover.

I think Michelle Duggar is reasonably healthy- physically. I question her mental health on a regular basis, given her determination to continue to have babies after her last, high risk and nearly catastrophic pregnancy.

while that is a wonderful article and I cant wait to read it, I am even more in love with your google skills. Well played. I have googled "donald trump asshole", so I feel ya.

I think Track might be more of a Blond Milton type than cheap beer. Shooms and rape all the way.