please, oh, please...can you do this? I love the visual SO MUCH.

thank you SO MUCH.

"I don't get how these Islamist terrorist groups can claim to be so religious and then literally sell girls for money. I don't understand."

I am tres jalouse...I had no idea he was tiny though. He's like, Jon Stewart Little. DONT CARE. Still love him!

couldnt the corporate entity make that a part of the rules/franchise contract? You have to use a certain floorplan, prepare food to specifications set out by the corporate identity people and BOOM - not treat your employees like crap in order to be in the club. If you do, you're out. Your "Subway" becomes "Sebway"…

"Justices said they intend to deal with Baugh separately." Suggestions, Jezebelles? I'll start.

Happy Birthday! I toast you with this reese's peanut butter easter egg. They're not all wonderful, but they're all meaningful for some reason or another. And for a laugh - because HOLY FUCK this is hilarious - wee bunny to the rescue

not I cant unsee the resemblance - just staring at Freddie's mouth and all I can see is Bill. Trippy.

that was the part of the montage I found the MOST disturbing. I cant imagine the horror of my loved ones if I tried to kiss them with one of those things on mah face.

I question this man's Newfoundlander cred. He's wearing running shoes to tackle a snow drift as big as he is tall? A true NLer would wear some GD boots. And better pants than those running jogger dealies he's got on.

also - driving while recording at all. Jesus. Lucky no one was hurt, like the non-recording, non-tailgating, non-birdflipping drivers on the road!

My mom still has two letters I wrote in 1980 - one to Reagan, and one to Carter, on my Holly Hobby stationary. In my letter to Jimmy, I told him I was sad he had lost the election and thought he should still be president. My letter to Reagan can best be summarized by the line" "I've got my eye on you, buddy".

I am a butter-hater (SORRY NOT SORRY) buuuut. Eggs Benny. Ohmagaaa. It's just everything you've ever needed or wanted in a meal, isn't it?

yessssss!

"Compassion is more important than rules" ....well done!

what do you mean 'the second most important part'? We Irish have a very difficult time celebrating (or mourning, or socializing) without alcohol. Sad, but true.

thank you for correcting that tweet. Yours is much better.

that sounds so fucking delicious that i can barely focus on work. I blame nachos.

I die. Perfect.

so, so creepy. I feel dirty for reading it.