Slimer? I barely even know her!

**CLICKBAIT ALERT**Car that’s for sale everywhere outsells car that’s not. News at 11!

You act like Patrick is the boss of you or something. He’s probably just afraid you’re going to end up all Orlove-Kurtz on him or something. Anyway, you’re not ill, you’re touched in the head. Touched by Jeepus.

I believe in you David, and I want my voice to be one of many encouraging you to make the best worst…

Where’s Tom? He’s been ramming these articles down our throats for months, and now everyone else is swooping in to steal those sweet page views.

“I’m a 7ft tall hunchback with 9 children and a budget of $10K. What car should I buy?”

It’s like living your entire life knowing only Terriers and then suddenly discovering Dachshunds. What the fu…